Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

russian-tupperware:

acciocaptainjackharkness:

cooler-than-the-average-joe:

squeeneytodd:

NINE. JAWN. RORY. I LOVE YOU.

Let’s not forget:

OMG LISA.

God forbid if we ever forget Moriarty

(Source: helloeverything)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 2 months ago
im-thequeen-of-okay:

sageoflogic:

ancreatur:

landofinkandglass:

whitefluffyhat:

TARDIS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY. 

TARDIS YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

TARDIS THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

TARDIS YOU GET BACK IN THIS HOUSE AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT SOBER UP…

TARDIS YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN. AND I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR BOOZE. GOD DAMMIT. 

im-thequeen-of-okay:

sageoflogic:

ancreatur:

landofinkandglass:

whitefluffyhat:

TARDIS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY. 

TARDIS YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

TARDIS THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

TARDIS YOU GET BACK IN THIS HOUSE AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT SOBER UP…

TARDIS YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN. AND I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR BOOZE. GOD DAMMIT. 

(Source: fuckyeahjenna)

Posted 2 months ago

ahlakes:

So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.

Posted 3 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
  1. me: I am alone in the house
  2. me: which means I can do
  3. me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
  4. me:
  5. me:
  6. me: /uses bathroom with door open
  7. me: /sings at the top of lungs
  8. me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
  9. me: hahahahhahahahahaha
Posted 4 months ago

Can I just marry Stephen Merchant’s voice.

tachi-aya:

clusterducprofucktions:

Please.

I would like to marry everything of Stephen.

Posted 4 months ago

shiphassailed:

captainchord:

belagasm:

fuck you america

portugal has TWO freedom days

omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso

also true

america has 365

(Source: belaboobs)

Posted 4 months ago

3rd grade

  1. friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  2. me: what
  3. friend: OH MAN
  4. OH
  5. OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  6. I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  7. SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  8. JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

thegreattambino:

colouredschism:

Don’t mind me, just making some photosets of the best wallpapers I have ever seen

the guys who sits next to me in sociology always comments on my backgrounds. lets see how he feels about these.

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

lunarknight:

lesbohontas:

zalarra:

The Glo interactive nightlight has removable illuminated Glo balls that fade to dark after 30 minutes. They have nothing electronic in them so they don’t get warm and they won’t break.

want.