"I can dig Elvis"

I found a bag of m&ms i bought in Berlin and even the m&ms taste better there

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:28:42 -0400

I found a bag of m&ms i bought in Berlin and even the m&ms taste better there

I’m also turning in a Destiel drawing as part of my art final i didn’t really think this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:19:09 -0400

I’m also turning in a Destiel drawing as part of my art final

i didn’t really think this through

how do you even draw castiels hair

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:17:36 -0400

how do you even draw castiels hair

lord-kitschener: batreaux: DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY Tactical...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:11:54 -0400

lord-kitschener:

batreaux:

DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY

Tactical Corgis

Lord of the Sings: Sir Christopher Lee, 91, to release heavy metal album

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:10:48 -0400

Lord of the Sings: Sir Christopher Lee, 91, to release heavy metal album:

ianthe:

vigwig:

He has played Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster and the evil wizard Saruman, but the actor Sir Christopher Lee is only now fully exploring his dark side, when releases his first heavy metal album next week.

Really now?

Oh

dont-take-it-personally: thesuperwhovian: Leonardo DiCaprio...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:03:36 -0400

dont-take-it-personally:

thesuperwhovian:

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that

amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:01:22 -0400

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:58:40 -0400

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

foxtrotttalks: The wild Swede hunts for prey that he will soon...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:58:08 -0400

foxtrotttalks:

The wild Swede hunts for prey that he will soon take back to his family at IKEA.

pleatedjeans: via

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:50:49 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

samtarly: shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:42:02 -0400

samtarly:

shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time

monksbigdamnblog: kitsunecoffee: mystradedoodles: okaysional: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:39:19 -0400

monksbigdamnblog:

kitsunecoffee:

mystradedoodles:

okaysional:

okaylove:

lessonsforchildren:

I think this mostly sums up my issues with Moffat.

LOOK SOMEONE COHERENTLY ADDRESSING MY PROBLEMS WITH MOFFAT’S CHARACTERS AND PLOTS!

I bow.

Well put, well said, more true and less problematic than other posts I have reblogged on the matter

Actually this sums up… well just all of my feelings. I sort of hope Moffat sees it, because its fair and well put and explains a lot of the problems the show currently has very well.

Also I liked Martha! I didn’t realise people didn’t until tumblr.

Well said indeed. Especially the part about the “strong female characters.”

I love this! I love how he talks about the fact that all the female characters do nowadays to be “independent-I-don’t-need-no-Doctor” is argue with him and basically treat him like a child. You don’t need that to have a strong, female character.
I have always seen the companions as the characters that we, as the audience, relate to the most. We are brought into this wondrous, beautiful world by a man wondrous and beautiful himself. Not only that, but he is just as mysterious and beyond humans to grasp. Without that good companion character, we are left as kind of an outsider looking in on all these people that know more than us. There’s no relatability anymore and it feels so much less personal.

drownedinblissfulconfusion: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:32:59 -0400

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life

spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

imperialdalek: starvedstar: sourcedumal: And this right...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:40 -0400

imperialdalek:

starvedstar:

sourcedumal:

And this right here is where Martha Jones shows that she IS The Doctor.

RIGHT HERE.

And he goes ‘that’s never an option’ when he knows damn well that it IS when shit hit the fan for Gallifrey. Because HE was the one who had to stop it all. And that kind of weight weighs heavily on his heart because there’s no going back.

SHE IS HIM.

And THAT is why he pushed her away.

Because he saw himself in her and he couldn’t take seeing himself become what he was all over again.

OH MY GOD IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.

Wondered around the planet being the loneliest human for a year.

Sassed the Master.

Is an actual freaking Doctor.

Works for UNIT.

Owned the Doctor.

Doesn’t stand for any bullshit.

Loved someone she couldn’t love (Rose and River Song were kinda forbidden because Rose was a human with a boyfriend and River Song was a murderer)

Defends the Earth.

Would blow her own planet up if it means saving the Universe.

MARTHA JONES IS LITERALLY THE CLOSEST YOU CAN BE TO BEING THE DOCTOR WITHOUT BEING THE DOCTOR (OR JACKSON LAKE BUT HE MADE A BALLOON I MEAN, STILL WAS PRETTY AMAZING THOUGH ANYWAY).

THAT’S WHY I LOVE HER SO MUCH IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:23:58 -0400

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

sashaisles: yesysabella: vagosphere: And their names are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:41:44 -0400

sashaisles:

yesysabella:

vagosphere:

And their names are texas tornado and johnny football.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FLUFFY ASS COWS!

WTF o.O

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:00:55 -0400

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

dorothy-cotton: THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS FUCKING NAME FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:56:32 -0400

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

meggannn: sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:54:53 -0400

meggannn:

sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and

cptfunk: dduane: hedwig-dordt: Yelling myths at the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:46:36 -0400

cptfunk:

dduane:

hedwig-dordt:

Yelling myths at the internet.

The best way to learn about mythology is by going to college or watching movies like Thor and Troy, right? Wrong. For the past few years, Myths RETOLD has been sharing the world’s oldest stories using a kind of caps-locked slam poetry. Or as the site’s author Cory O’Brien puts it, “Yelling myths at the internet.”

With titles like “Charlemagne is Heteroflexible” and “Daedalus is a Way Bigger Asshole Than You Suspected,” Myths RETOLD takes on everything from Aesop’s Fables to the Zoroastrians. The thing about most ancient myths is that they lend themselves really well to this kind of crude and funny, rap/poetry style. They have timeless themes: murder, incest, dick jokes, and bearded men dressing in drag to marry an ice giant and steal back their magical hammer. (Spoiler alert: That one didn’t make it into the Thor movie.)

For O’Brien, this passion for mythology recently resulted in a book deal. Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology came out earlier this year, featuring an intriguing selection of (awesomely genuine) myths that you’ve probably only heard in their cleaned-up, child-friendly versions. The book’s blurb is in iteself an eye-opener:

Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.

The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.

Curious about this one-man crusade to educate the world on classic mythology, we contacted Cory O’Brien for a chat… [READ MORE]

Did I mention I’m a huge Greek mythology geek?

Not just you. :)

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